March 2012
my siamese twin. #twining #yolo
Never forget where you came from, but make sure...
last week: 100 degrees
this week: 4 degrees
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
If you leave without a reason, don't come back...
one-manw0lfpack:
hey blondie, do me
haha seww cauute ^agreed.
drowning-in-my-own-regrets:
justanasshole:
consecratio:
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
omg
This is amazing.
So perfect
If only i had checked myself.
– guy who wrecked himself (via ragefire)
I spent months being his best friend.
lovegivesmehope:
from Love Gives Me Hope http://bit.ly/GFNkSn
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I'm so jealous of those girls who have flawless...
normal person in jail cell: fuck
mona in jail cell: omg i love the color lipstick i'm wearing